Vanity Fair photoshot~Kristen Stewart such a bitch!

Oh tuhanku, GAK ADA KEADILAN YA DI DUNIA INI!

1. Mau muntah ngeliat Kristen Stewart, sumpah.

2. Kasian banget ya Robert-ku, dia pasti jijik banget deh.

3. Kasian Cam Gigandet juga ya, aduh sabar ya...

HOLY CROW FUCKIN WHATEVER. I hate vanity fair photoshot.

Kristen sumpah ya lu, nyari mati!

Vanity fair gak kasian sama Robert? Dia tuh kepanasan! Kulitnya langsung coklat geseng gitu kan!Pada gak punya hati ya!

Okay, so let's talk about 'who you are', Kstew. You know who's CAMILLA BELLE? Are you remember MICHAEL ANGARANO? Don't say you met Robert then you forget your boyfriend! I know, every freak girls like us just fall in love with Rob, but you can't. Robert is mine. And he won't you Kstew...........

Manga animals from Twilight.

Hahahaha, i laughed loudly when saw this stuff. It is so cute. I never tought animal similiarity nya Carlisle itu panda! haha. Esme, tiger? Ah, really? Rosalie, she is peacock fo sho. Alice, Jasper and Emmett look so cute.......Jacob and Bella look so similiar. But Edward? Nooooo, he doesn't like that!Make more charming lion, please?

MTV Event

Sumpah ya, gak enak banget ngeliat foto ini. Saya juga gak mau masukin ke blog, cuma ada beberapa hal yang harus diperbincangkan, yaitu:

1. Robert Pattinson's new hair!WOW. I love it. Lanky not bulky. It's so you, Rob. After 6 weeks he didn't wash his hair, he looks instanly gorgeous now. Robert, yeah, he proof his promised to me. I know you love me too.HAH.

2. Tapi kok udah ada berewoknya lagi ya? Cepet banget numbuhnya, i wait for the waxing Robert. But, don't worry......I like it too. Manly is sexier. Older is hotter, right?

3. Robert, he was happy there. He always gave his smile last night. Gak kayak biasanya, seakan-akan Robert Pattinson lagi stress berat. Menurut kamu, apa penyebabnya? Kristen atau Camilla?(saya gak masuk ke kemungkinan ya? Ok,baiklah) Dilihat dari postur tubuh, Robert got somethin with Kristen. I don't know what was that. Cara ngerangkulnya itu, aduh sedih banget. Is that Public Display of Affection? Mengingat premiere Twilight yang tinggal menghitung hari?Atau apa?

LOL

ROBERT PATTINSON

Apakah saya melakukan kesalahan, jika saya mau pingsan ketika melihat foto ini?

Untuk memudahkan hayalan, liat aja bibirnya yang udah siap untuk, ok forget it.

Ok, fuckin New Pictures for TWILIGHT.

This holy New Pictures is......ummm, i don't know. Let's go to the point.

First picture:

Like i always tell you all, Robert is a great actor either Kristen. Their almost kissing, is too much and also good. I can't lie on my self, I'M SO JEALOUS! It seems like they really passionately in that scenes. Oh Robert, noooooooooooo.

Second picture:

What the scenes is that? The meadow? Ummm, i don't think so. Ok, Kristen, please don't flirty too much with Robert. HE IS JUST ACTING! He doesn't want you! When you want me to kill you? Before i really saw you kissed Robert for 8 times. Agree.

Another magazine photoshot.

I don't have a time to scream. It was late.

First picture:

Bokep ga sih ni foto? Abis coba aja, maksud tangan kirinya Robert tu apa?

Trus maksudnya Kristen Stewart tu apa?

Ah tau ah. Nyari mati ni pengarah gayanya!

Second picture:

Ok, HOT HOT HOT. The expression and all, ah Robert cuddling with me please?

Third picture:

Well, i always love the sentence 'To Die For', but mmm....Let's say, Robert is too much. I mean, he's a great actor. And he make it as well as that sentence. Ok, KStew, big head!

Entertainment Weekly Cover with.........

AAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH.

First picture:

Robert you are so sexy there. I love your eyes, your expression!Aduh, Robert Pattinson tampak sampingnya ganteng banget ya. That mouth is ready to kiss me(holy crow, am i)

Kristen, you know how i hate you. But honestly, you are very beautiful with those eyes. But you never ever same with Camilla. Ooh,sorry.

Second picture:

It should be the cover! I love the expression and everything but ummm, where's your pale or your lovely pinky chick? I mean, don't try to be tan. You're not, Robert.

Third picture:

Kristen Stewart. Ah tai banget sih! Udah rambutnya bagus(Curly Brunette, as Edward like!), matanya bagus(deep green, awww), idungnya bagus(operasi gak sih tu?), bibirnya.......alah bibir belah aja bangga lu!

Akan banyak banget majalah yang covernya Twilight. But stick around cause i swear i'll review it. Lol

Twilight, Vanity Fair photoshot

This is the best photoshot i ever seen with all the twilight stars.

Ok, let's to the point. From left to right.

Robert Pattinson----->I LOVE THAT SHIRT, Sweetheart.

Kellan Lutz----->what a body? You're sexy.

Elizabeth Reaser(under Kellan)------>Ah, you're so beautiful.

Peter Facinelli------>Daddy, how old you? You're as hot as the other star. You're still hot!

Nikki Reed.

Kristen Stewart------>Ok, fucker, why you touch my dad chest?You don't complete with my Edward? But, i can't lie on my self. You're beautiful as i am.

Ashley Greene----->Not alice not you, you win Jasper and Jackson(double J,huh?). And how was it feel?On Jakson's carry i mean.

Jackson Rathbone------>Ok, my cutie. You make the love on location seems like 'this is destiny, i met my own Alice on set. Big WOW'.

Cam Gigandet.

Ed ...........(as Laurent)

Taylor Lautner------>This time i am sure. I love you. Oh Edward, sorry. But look, JACOB IS DAMN HOT. I love his smile and his hoodie. The way he bring the baseball,ummmh....And i love his tan. Just for now Edward, don't be jealous.

Rachelle Lafevre----->Imprint on Jacob, dont you?

OH MY HOLY FUCKING, WHY TWILIGHT STARS IS what? GORGEOUS.

Interview with Robert Pattinson.

Ok, before you read, please more serious with the italic sentences. It's so damn IMPORTANT.

15 days left…

Or should I say: Only 15 days left. This is the home stretch, “Twilight” fans. In celebration, here's Part 1 of our Robert Pattinson fan special. I did my best to cram as many of the questions all of you submitted into the interview, and I must say, he was a pretty good sport....
You guys wanted to know what he put in his hair -- I asked him.

You guys wanted to know about filming the love scenes with Kristen -- he revealed that Kristen's got one heck of a dark side!

Of course, I did not get to all of the questions. There were hundreds. But if you don't see it answered here, know that there's still Part 2 coming, and I'll have a chance to ask a few more at the press junket this Saturday, so do stay tuned!

As you can see, he had a serious case of the giggles Tuesday morning:

What goes through your mind when you’re greeted by crowds of screaming fans?
It’s kind of like being in some medieval battle (laughs). I mean I guess that’s the closest analogy, especially after yesterday. A ton of people ran down the street outside the Apple store. I felt like I was literally being charged by Celts (laughs).

How many bodyguards are around you when you do these events?
It depends. I don’t know how many there were yesterday, but there were like NYPD cops everywhere! It was completely crazy. There were four guys just literally carrying me out of the place (laughs). It was quite funny.

Have you seen yourself as “dazzling” Edward in the meadow yet?
No, I haven’t. I don’t watch my stuff. Ever.

Why?
Because it makes me feel like I’ll never want to do a job again (laughs).

Why did you audition for “Twilight”? What did you know about it going in?
I knew a bit about it. I didn’t know much about the book. I went into it thinking it was a vampire film directed by Catherine Hardwicke, who does like gritty sort of realistic indie films. If you’re doing a vampire fantasy shot like “Thirteen,” then that would be interesting. That’s why I went into it really, and it ended up being something totally and utterly different.

How so?
It’s very intimate. In “Harry Potter,” there are entire worlds encompassed in it. “Twilight” is so claustrophobic in some ways. The little town of Forks is so small, and the way it’s written is so obsessive. But because it’s so lingering, it takes on this different power, and the whole story becomes this sort of opera, which I didn’t have any idea about when I went in to do it.

Did you and Kristen become friends, and if you did, was it awkward filming the love scenes together?
Yeah, definitely we’re friends. Those things are really, really awkward. Especially because [in the movie] it’s supposed to be so intensely sexual and everything (laughs). You’re like really putting yourself on the line. It’s very embarrassing.

How did you prepare to do it?
The big scene where they try and kiss and he goes crazy, it’s like the climax moment of their relationship. Well, not the climax, but it’s like a pivotal scene in the whole movie. And, actually, a lot of my preparation for the whole character was kind of leading up to that scene. Kristen was really into Bella being a sadomasochist.

...Really?!?!
Wait, not a sadomasochist! I mean a masochist (laughs). She was into that whole thing. She’d say, “Yeah, Bella just likes being hurt” (laughs). “Be really rough!”

Some of the “TwilightMOMS” have told me they’re trying to get you a gig as host of “Saturday Night Live.” They want to know if that’s something you’d be game to do.
It would be quite nerve-racking! No, that would be fun! But, um, I’m not very funny, I don’t know if that would work out. No, that would be cool, that would be really cool.

What do you use in your hair that makes it stand no matter what you do to it?
This kind of residue product from my youth (laughs). I don’t know, I guess just stressing out all the time, I’m just always grabbing my hair and stuff. It’s so funny how that’s become a thing, my stupid hair. I just need a haircut! I need a haircut and I don’t like hair being in my face. Now it’s like, 'It’s his signature style!' (laughs). I’m definitely going to cut it pretty soon though.

Is there an actor or musician whose career you’d like to emulate?
Well, there are always periods in musicians’ careers. I would like Van Morrison’s between 1965 and 1988 (laughs). Before he did that thing with Cliff Richard.

Will you be recording any of your own music soon, beyond what you did for the “Twilight” soundtrack?
I haven’t got any plans to. I mean, I might. But I have no plans to release anything.

What do you do to relax?
I don’t really have to do anything specifically. I like looking out the window (laughs). I’m pretty relaxed most of the time.

Do you prefer playing the piano or guitar?
It depends what mood I’m in. It’s an even balance. I haven’t played the piano in such a long time so whenever I play it now it’s like really therapeutic. I love playing the piano. I don’t have a piano anymore, annoyingly. I don’t have my apartment in London anymore. I don’t have anything.

What have you learned, if anything, about what girls want from having played Edward?
Well…

Have you upped your game?
(Laughs) Well, I always knew that girls liked six-packs (laughs), but that didn’t really make me change. Oh! Girls really like guys who drive Volvos. I would never have thought that!

What's your favorite car?
I'd like to have a vintage Porsche or the '70s Ferraris are beautiful as well.

I LOVE YOU TILL DEAD DITA

Oke, baru 1 menit yang lalu Dita mengingatkan saya tentang nama gengnya. Wah ingatan lo luar biasa kuat ta! Jadi nama geng pas SD itu adalah T-SHIRT. Waaaaa, kampung abis. Yang masih bisa gua inget anggotanya adalah gua, arsyan, angger, bimo, nadia, trus kagak tau siapa lagi.
Memalukan.

Dita juga baru saja mau membaca Twilight, is the way to go to visit my blog anytime. Cause i'd always review it. Dan tadi Dita bilang Robert Pattinson ganteng(Awas lu ya ta, ikutan suka, gua gak segen-segen ngejambak lo,hahaha.)

Kenangan SD yang gua inget juga adalah pas Pesta Akhir Perpisahan. Prom kampung SD gua. Gua waktu itu pake kebaya ijo nyener. Oh gosh, ashamed. Disitu Arsyan nembak Tari, hahahaha lucunya. Menurut gue Tari Putri adalah cewek tercantik di sd. Bukan Bella, yang selama ini diduga banyak orang. Trus, ada kecebong(dia jelek banget sumpah,sampe eneg inget mukanya), tapi saat itu gua beranggapan dia ganteng dan gua suka sama dia. Hueih.

Trus gua inget banget 'POHON MBAH GINTING' wakakakaka.......Jadi pohon itu tempat anak-anak nongkrong gitu...Aih parah ingetnya.

Dan pohon jati. Setiap murid angakatan gua, angkatan 5, nanem pohon jati sebagai kenang-kenangan. Sekarang pohonnya udah gede loh. Ah sedih.

Life walk, minutes by minutes, days by days, years by years. But no one of them got to make me still there. I moved. You are moved. Changes is everything. My history seems like my little part to take a time. Sometimes, it's feel hard. To life in this new, to have a new part again. But i have to, i have to be new.

Now, i found Devi and Bulan. Yeah, they're like 2 pieces of you, Dit. Devi kalo digabungin sama Bulan bakal jadi Dita. Gua baru sadar sekarang. Ini baru sekarang loh ta, gimana ntar 12 taun lagi? Kalo kita udah pada kawin(Gua kawin sama Robert Pattinson, yah kalo ada keadilan yang Allah turunkan di dunia ini.),punya anak........Kita bakal jauh gak?

Wow, what a Twilight suff?

Mmmm, where's this stuff belong to?

Everyone there will happy.

Oke itu sah-sah aja kalo ada di jalan-jalan amerika.

Tapi kalo di Indonesia ntar ada kayak begituan, silahkan kirim saya ke nusa kambangan.



Thank you.

Another movie star and Stephenie Meyer.

This is another 'human' characters that i love too. Ok, i'll explain.

Left to Right:

Justin Chon as Eric Yorkie.

MICHAEL WELCH as Mike Newton.

Stephenie Meyer.

Christian Seratos as Angela Weber.

Anna Kendrick as Jessica Stanley.

i don't know who as Tyler Crowly.

i don't know who as Laurent Mallory.

Ah, they are must be happy at the set.

For Anna, please don't have any feel about Robert. You don't want to get hurt, aren't you?

And you know who am i, I'm Robert's.

Robert Pattinson's feet

Ok i'm stupid damn girl.

And i'm such a fool,

BUT I ADDICTED TO ROBERT PATTINSON,as ya know.

So, i got Robert's feet picture. With those nike shoes. And love it.

If you judge me as a psikopath or mad or whatever, no problem.

BECAUSE. ROBERT PATTINSON IS MY LIFE NOW.

'The Score' Twilight Movie Soundtrack

Ok.

Twilight movie soundtrack project called 'The Score' is release on December 9.

Luckily, I don't know where to buy.

TWILIGHT MOVIE GOT ME GOIN DEAD

OH GOSH.

IT'S 3 MINUTES AFTER I WATCHED THAT VIDEO(I'VE TO SHUT UP AND SHED A TEAR FIRST.)

First, I welcomed by James, Victoria and Laurent. And let the band sing until i saw what another fuck? I mean, the mad van scene. The cafetaria scene(Ah MIKE NEWTON, he's humanly cutie)And then, duaaaar! THE MEADOW SCENE, BELLA'S IS ON EDWARD SIDE AND AFTER THAT THEY RUN HOME, BECAUSE THAT HAVE BEEN TWILIGHT. AND THEN WHAT THE FUCK FUCK, EDWARD TRYIN TO KISS BELLA(ALMOST). OK, YOU'VE TO KILL ME IF THERE'S MORE THAN 8 TIMES KISSING!gila aja, banyak banget ciumannya! And then EDWARD GET OUT FROM VOLVO(SO HOT) AND THEN I SAW MY CARLISLE(OH DAD, I LOVE YOU), AND THEN I CRIED WHEN THE PROM SCENE.
EDWARD TRY TO what to say? BITE HER?

ROBERT PATTINSON IS A GREAT ACTOR BUT IT ALSO DAMN BECAUSE I HE DID IT PERFECTLY.
HE IS EDWARD CULLEN.
MY EDWARD CULLEN.
FOREVER.

Robert Pattinson waxing!YEAY

Ah, thank you Robert sweetheart. Akhirnya cukur brewok juga. Sebenernya gak apa-apa sih kalo berewokan(Lihat beberapa post sebelumnya). I know, i lose your oldie manly look, but i got your cutie sweet charm. Make it like 22 old years guy, and i'll die to see flickr again, Rob.

Now i wait for the hair. You tell me to cut it, aren't you? Oh my Robert, it's 16 days left. Come on, make the great figure of Edward again. I know the minus, i'll love you more and more.

XoXo

A tidak sama dengan 1

The Cullen's.

Twilight Parfume (GOSH)

Oke ya, tadi baru aja Robert Pattinson ngelawak, sekarang ada lagi.......

TWILIGHT PARFUME.

Jadi, astaga. Oke saya sampe susah nulis.

SJP ngeluarin parfum based on Twilight. Berdasarkan yang saya baca, parfum tersebut menggambarkan wangi Edward. Oke, ada hal lain yang lebih gila dari ini?

Baunya manis, halus, lembut dan dingin. Bisa dipakai untuk cewek yang kalo mau tiap detiknya terasa seperti di samping Edward(gitu masa di artikelnya!)

Buat kado untuk cowok juga bisa, tapi mana ada cowok yang mau badannya wangi parah kayak gini?

To order please contact fucking nothing.

Rpattz 'dazzle' joke.

Sumpah ya ini gak penting banget.Haha.
Tapi(coba gua ngerti cara masukin video ke blog), Robert Pattinson kalo ngelawak kena banget ya.
Sebenernya, muka sama suaranya yang bikin gua ketawa. Yeah walaupun hal tersebut membuat Robert terlihat agak sombong tapi emang kenyataannya gitu.
Oke ga ngerti ya, saya jelaskan.

Suatu ketika pas lagi shooting twilight, Robert Pattinson cerita tentang karakter Bella gitu(Bella, bukan Kristen).
Eh tau tau dia ngelawak. "BECAUSE SHE LOVES ME"......Oh Robert, i know what it mean!
Suaranya itu lhoooo, aduh lucu parah. Jadi Robert-ku, ga Bella ga Kristen ya!haha.
Ga Nikki Reed, gak Anna Kendrick(Astaga pada tau gak, Anna Kendrick naksir Robert?Dia bilang Robert matanya 'googled eye' banget.Eh buset, genit banget ya. Pake cengar cengir. Padahal scene dia sama Robert juga cuma dikit.) gak Ashley Greene(Orang yang sebelumnya gua kira cewek tercantik yang pernah idup di dunia ini).
CAMILLA BELLE. Ah, cuma modal susuk ki joko bodo aja kok lu bertekuk lutut sih Rob?

XOXO,